5 Ways to get People to Follow Your Blog

1.  START WITH A NUMBER AND "WAYS" OR "THINGS"

     This is irresistible to readers who need to know 7 Fun Ways to Brush Your Dog's Teeth or 30 Things You're Doing Wrong Every Day.

2.  BEG AND BARTER

      Promise to follow other blogs if they will follow yours. And offer to wash their car.

3.  POST CONSISTENTLY

      Get in a habit of posting every day, once a week, whatever works for you. Do not bombard your readers but post regularly enough to keep their interest. (Note: My last post was in 2013. Don't be like me.)

4.  ACTUALLY WRITE SOMETHING INTERESTING

     Your goal is to gather enough followers so you can get AdSense and make some green. So write something funny, compelling, or how to shed those extra pounds without diet or exercise.

5.  INSERT FUNNY CAT VIDEOS RANDOMLY

     I swear this works. Now if I can just figure out how to do it...

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